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Short History of Medicine:
2000 B.C.
Eat this root
1000 B.C.
Roots are heathen. Say a prayer.
1850 A.D.
Prayer is superstition. Take this potion.
1900 A.D.
That potion is snake oil. Take this pill.
1940 A.D.
That pill is useless. Take this antibiotic.
2000 A.D.
That antibiotic is no longer effective. Eat this root. |
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10 Ways to Know if You Have Estrogen Issues
- Everyone around you has an attitude problem.
- You’re adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet.
- The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.
- Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say.
- You’re using your cellular phone to dial up every bumper sticker that says: “How’s my driving? Call 1-800-.”
- Everyone’s head looks like an invitation to batting practice.
- Everyone seems to have just landed here from “outer space.”
- You can’t believe they don’t make a tampon bigger than Super Plus.
- You’re sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy.
- The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday.
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